DEAR GOD

Written by JP Paulsen

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Dear God

If you really are out there

You wouldn't mind would you

Turning me into a pop star

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Dear God

If you really are out there

You wouldn't mind would you

Buying me a sports car 

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Dear God

If you really are out there

You wouldn't mind would you

Building me a big house

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Dear God

If you really are out there

You wouldn't mind would you

Giving me a sweet spouse

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I keep asking for all this stuff

And I guess you'd understand if you were one of us

'Cause it takes a thing or two to find hapiness

And when it comes to you I guess I care less

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Dear God

If you really are out there

You wouldn't mind would you

Earning me more money

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Dear God

If you really are out there

You wouldn't mind would you

Getting rid of Sonny

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Dear God

If you really are out there

You wouldn't mind would you

Sparing me of all strife

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Dear God

If you really are out there

You wouldn't mind would you

Staying out of my life

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I keep asking...

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Save my ears from the children's cry

Save my eyes from watching 'em die

Save my soul from feeling their pain

And save my soul from this weird sense I live in vain

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Dear God

You have been so good to me

For you have answered all my prayers

 

Dear God

You have been so good to me

For you saved me from answering their